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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Ten things I have learnt at The Camp

1. Resist the temptation to say "Oui, you do". When a teacher asks a funny question, like "Do I look funny to you?"

2. Not to say the truth when you are in shit, unless you are a die-hard pig and want a whole tank of it on you fathomable part of your body, also called head.

3. Always check if there are no teachers and girls in the toilet before you start peeing, lest they come in without their clothes.

4. Not generalize the truth like "Girls are dumb". Well they are, but just don't tell that in public. Try it once over here and you will realize why.

5. Mute the colorful words. Well say it aloud all right, yeah, and keep it muted. You don't want Hitler to carry them out, do you?

6. Come to school on time, if you are too late, you will miss the breakfast, and then, what's the use of comin'.

7. Mother nature is a bitch. Don't be surprised if you are punished not to enter the class and the door bangs on your face.

8. And if you were lucky enough to out-stand, relish it. Becuase its even worse to sit inside.

9. With those emminent expert suckers, callin' themselves faculty, its imminent that they are tryin' to pour their failure frustation on you. Don't let them know that they are your lovely bete-noir.

10. To understand that your rights and lefts are not valid. No one comes and tells "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you. You can hire an attroney. If you can't afford one, state will hire one for you. I understand that you don't understand why we are fuckin' you. But you must understand that its important that by the Memorendum of Understandin' you signed, I enjoy doin' it. Don't you realize you paid for it. I am givin' you real value for money".


10 Comments:

  • "Oui, you do".
    Dont tell me...u replied this
    Hehehe

    lest they come in without their clothes
    I was neva this lucky
    :(:(

    Don't be surprised if you are punished not to enter the class and the door bangs on your face.
    LOL

    Nice one Gates
    :)

    By Blogger Arz000n, at November 24, 2005 3:19 PM  

  • It was surprising for me, but students here do back answer the teachers in ma Univ. Am gonna learn that pretty soon as well! :P

    Uh Oh *fumezz* @ "Girls are dumb"
    Believe me, they aren't as dumb as u guys think! Else u wouldnt be runnin after them all da time! :P

    hahaa @ what's the use of comin'.


    Tell me! @ door bangs on your face

    ummm bete-noir ??? :-/

    Cool post!

    Cheerzzz!

    By Blogger Łóòň Ġãĺ, at November 25, 2005 2:51 AM  

  • hmm... just a question.where in the world are you , when ever i try your phone was switched off??

    nice post neways

    By Blogger Axiomate, at November 25, 2005 11:21 AM  

  • Arzoon, thank you.
    I haven't been that lucky. By any chance have you heard about that island where everyone roams stark naked?

    Cheesy, you have a point, though it doesn't apply to me. I am too lazy to run, let alone behind girls. Bete noir is an extreme dislike for a particular thing or a person.

    NightFox, i am right here, if you care to open your eyes. Re: my phone, well too bad, i must be sleepin'. No wonder you always find it off, he he

    By Blogger Gates, at November 26, 2005 7:20 PM  

  • dude post is good...especially girls are dumb

    By Blogger The Xorcist...!!!, at November 27, 2005 12:18 AM  

  • cool one

    u know what its damn difficult to keep u're mouth shut when the scholarly faculty of ours is babbling some shit out to u !

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at November 28, 2005 5:55 PM  

  • oh arrite ... thanx! :)

    By Blogger Łóòň Ġãĺ, at November 28, 2005 11:21 PM  

  • LOST, thank you.

    Anon, I dunno who are you. But agreed, its tough to drive a nail in the shore if you are standin' in boat, you might just push yourself a little too away.

    By Blogger Gates, at December 04, 2005 2:26 PM  

  • Wakey Wakey!

    By Blogger Łóòň Ġãĺ, at December 15, 2005 8:04 PM  

  • hey shat!!!
    i guess this is an old post, but i was browsing thru ur archives, and liked the name of this one....nicely done, man...btw, who the hell r these ppl, this termite guy, and this arzoon chap? anyways, g2g,
    anees

    By Blogger completebhejafry, at February 28, 2006 11:28 AM  

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