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Saturday, May 28, 2005

Five words that should exist

1. ELBONICS
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater (the goddamn PVRs).

2. PHONESIA
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

3. TELECRASTINATION
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

4.SLEEPOMANGULATION
The manhandling of an always sleeping guy. Very cruel.

5.FOOD-O-MAGLERIA
Loosing the ability to think, while eating. Only for people who can think otherwise.


2 Comments:

  • I think sleepo thingy should be added immediately...It is reality at the camp..as for food thingy also(as we normally do)...

    By Blogger The Xorcist...!!!, at June 02, 2005 1:44 AM  

  • Correct me if I am wrong. You are fond of movies, talk a lot on phone, lazy, sleep for eternity and crazy about food.

    Mark

    By Anonymous Mark, at June 19, 2005 1:15 PM  

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