Gates' three laws of Humanity

If you are a geek, like everyone is, I'm sure you must have heard of Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics -

• A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
• A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
• A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Here are my three laws-

• Gates will protect self and interests surroundin' it, not allowin' any other human being to do any harm by all means, action or inaction, rational or irrational to the possible extent. Principles are sine qua non and hold true in all circumstances. Other human's interests are purely seconday, and so are other humans.
• It will mind its own business, and will not cause harm to and on another human's expense as far as it doesn't conflict with the First Law.
• It will help other humans with whom it doesn't have conflict of interest as far as they do not break the eleventh commandment (*For people who don't know, eleventh commandment says- Thy shall not try bullshiting me) or conflict with the First and the second law.

Its perfectly co - incidental that its comin' out at same time as ArZ00n's rip off of Newton's laws.

What say?

Great Ocean Drive

Great Ocean Drive
Originally uploaded by Gates.

Serene, calm and exquisite beauty. Some of the words that come to my mind when I see this peaceful picture clicked by my beloved uncle.

With love for you as fillin'

I could give ya a heart,
Moulded outta clay.
To express everythin'
I wanna say.

I could give ya a heart,
Cut from sweet smellin' paper.
To write eternally yours,
My love will never taper.

I could give ya a heart,
Blown from delicate glass.
To remind you its pure,
Everytime you walked pass.

I could give you a heart,
Melted in gold.
To solidify brilliance,
Of what our future holds.

I could give ya a heart,
Formed from chocolate sweet.
To give you a feelin'
That life is complete.

I could give ya a heart,
Made of so many things.
Instead, I shall give ya mine,

With love for you as its fillin'

Yes, the photo is lovely. I will make it clear. I'm not answerin' any question regardin' who is the girl, or anythin' near it.

Mixed Blessings

My leg's achin' ,
My hand's shakin'.
And inside,
My heart's breakin'.

Standin' before,
The reflection of me.
I dunno why,
There's nothin' I see.

There're so many things around,
Things I should do.
I don't,
Becuase I don't want to.

When it hits my consciousness,
How immense my possibilites are.
That I can touch the sky,
And catch a shootin' start.

Instead of feelin' happy,
I feel much worse.
Every blessin' I ignore,
Turns into a overhelmin' curse.

HAVE YOU EVER…
1. Kissed your cousin: No. Don't intend to either.
2. Pictured your crush naked: Pictured? Nope.
3. Skipped school: Often. I hate my school.
4. Broken someone’s heart: Dunno, Ok, I guess...
5. Cried when someone died: No.
6. Wanted someone you knew you couldn’t have: Not really.
7. Broke a bone: Been lucky, no.
8. Done something embarrassing: Yeah, many times.
9. Lied: No, I don't lie, he he.

WHICH IS [BETTER]…
10. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
11. Sprite or 7UP: Mountain Dew, please.
12. Girls or Guys: Err...I refuse to answer this question on the grounds of being incriminated
13. Flowers or Candy: Munch
14. Scruff or Clean shaved: Clean shaved, obviously.
15. Blondes or Brunettes: Irrespective.
16. Tea or Coffee: Coffee, though it still doesn't wake me up.
17. Tall or Short: Duh. Who cares?
18. Trousers or Skirts: Without any of them.
19. Night or Day: Night, My performance is "optimal".

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX…
20. What do you notice first: I often don't. Eyes.
21. Like Being Spanked: No.
22. Worst Question For Him/Her to ask: So many of them. "What happened to you? Why are you not fine?". "What are you thinkin'?". "Why did you do that?"...

LAST TIME YOU…
23. Showered: Today mornin'.
24. Stepped outside: Just now, back from the fucked up place.
25. Had Sex: No comments.

ABOUT YOU…
26. Ever been Engaged/ Married: No. Don't intend to either.
27. Your Good luck charm: Don't believe in luck.
28. Person You Hate Most: I hate or i don't . There is no discrimination.
29. Best Thing That Has Happened Recently: Can't recall.
30. Picture on your desktop: Bliss, by Microsoft.
31. Color: Green, black and titanium.
32. Movies: Comedy
33. Artist or band: MLTR, Pink Floyd, and stuff.
34. Cars: Want one, yes. Not very expensive. A Honda Accord will be just fine.
35. Ice Cream: Hot chocolate fudge, and butterscotch.
36. Alcoholic Drink: Tried. Liked it. Disliked it. Stopped.
37. Food: I do that almost everyday. I hate eatin' alone.

WHO…
38. Makes you laugh the most: Balle and Buddy, he he (she's gonna kill me if she sees this.)
39. Makes you smile: A lot of them.
40. Can make you feel better: No one, literally.
41. Has a crush on you: Dunno.
42. Would you be if you could choose:Don't care. Myself.
43. Gives you a funny feeling when you see them: Many of them, esp the eminent Faculty.

DO YOU EVER…
44. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone all night: No. I sleep.
45. Save MSN conversations: Nope.
46. Save E-mails: they are automatically saved.
47. Forwarded secret e-mails: Don't think so.
48. Wish you were someone else: Nah.
49. Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex: Not a chance.
50. Wear perfume: Yes, more on deos, quite a few of them.
51. Laugh a lot: I try.
52. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time:No, not yet.

HAVE YOU…
53. Fallen for your best friend? No comments.
54. Made out with JUST a friend? what does that mean?
55. Kissed two people in the same day? Yes.
56. Had sex with two different people in the same day? Definitely a no.
57. Been Rejected? Never proposed.
58. Been In Love? Dunno.
59. Been In Lust? Huh?
60. Used Someone? No, thats not like me.
61. Been Used? Don't think so.
62. Dumped Someone? Yep.
63. Been Cheated On? Dunno.
64. Back Doored It? Huh? whats that?
65. Done Something You Regret? Many.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON…
66. You Touched? My friend.…
67. You Talked To? Balle.
68. You Tickled? name deleted.
69. You Instant Messaged? Critics.
70. You Kicked? My friend, this time a different one. If I give the name, he'll kick back, now.
71. You Yelled At? Don't intend to give the name.
72. You Dreamed About? Quite a crowd there.
73. Who Text Messaged You?Poo.
74. Who Broke Your Heart? Spare me.
75. Who Told You They Loved You? Really, I said, spare me.

DO YOU…
76. Color Your Hair? I would like to, brown streaks.
77. Have Tattoos? No, don't wan to either.
78. Have Piercings? Not at all.
79. Own A Webcam? No.
80. Own A Thong? What do you mean?
81. Own More Than 10 Pairs Of Shoes? Never. Not so rich you see.
82. Speak A Language Besides English? Hindi.
83. Buy Designer? Not really.
84. Ever Get Off The Damn Computer? Think so. Only because, I don't own one.

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU…
85. Stolen Anything? Yes, a munch from Fabmall and a happy dent to prove that security camera is crappy.
86. Smoke? Yes. Intend to give up.
87. Schizophrenic? No. Hopefully.
88. Obsessive? Dunno
89. Bipolar? Sort of
90. Compulsive? No.
91. Panic? No. Quite calm
92. Anxiety? Yes. I agree.
93. Stressed? A lot. I hate admittin' this.
94. Glad This Quiz Is Over? Yes, how dumb can some questions get.

Tagged: NightFox