Random Rumblings

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Ten things I have learnt at The Camp

1. Resist the temptation to say "Oui, you do". When a teacher asks a funny question, like "Do I look funny to you?"

2. Not to say the truth when you are in shit, unless you are a die-hard pig and want a whole tank of it on you fathomable part of your body, also called head.

3. Always check if there are no teachers and girls in the toilet before you start peeing, lest they come in without their clothes.

4. Not generalize the truth like "Girls are dumb". Well they are, but just don't tell that in public. Try it once over here and you will realize why.

5. Mute the colorful words. Well say it aloud all right, yeah, and keep it muted. You don't want Hitler to carry them out, do you?

6. Come to school on time, if you are too late, you will miss the breakfast, and then, what's the use of comin'.

7. Mother nature is a bitch. Don't be surprised if you are punished not to enter the class and the door bangs on your face.

8. And if you were lucky enough to out-stand, relish it. Becuase its even worse to sit inside.

9. With those emminent expert suckers, callin' themselves faculty, its imminent that they are tryin' to pour their failure frustation on you. Don't let them know that they are your lovely bete-noir.

10. To understand that your rights and lefts are not valid. No one comes and tells "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you. You can hire an attroney. If you can't afford one, state will hire one for you. I understand that you don't understand why we are fuckin' you. But you must understand that its important that by the Memorendum of Understandin' you signed, I enjoy doin' it. Don't you realize you paid for it. I am givin' you real value for money".

Dream Stalkin'

Disclaimer: If you happen to dream that your girlfriend was with another of your girlfriend, then I am not responsible for it. Yes, I had absolutely no hand it.

For a couple of months this has become my pet fetish. More often than not, I get up late in the night, grab my Scribblo and jot down all the key words, people and action in fast paced illegible scribble. Strange?

It works, it tells what my already troubled body is sub consciously trouble about. What are the pressin' issues and sometimes some warnings, the nightmares.

A couple of them had snakes, fluroscent green ones and sparkin' diamond like eyes. Inumerable of them and me locked in a room. Yeah, that was real bad, takin' in account my not so good rapport with those "cute lookin creatures".

Then there was one with me drivin' a Volvo. That's why this job tops the list on my Alternative Jobs(c) list.

Jeez, it is a little spooky.


Monday, November 07, 2005

My life, rated

This Is My Life, Rated
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Dunno what to make of it. I have no bloody idea of where I'm headed, besides at this precise moment, to my bed. Damnation!!!!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

New word coined

I'm confuxed.

Which isn't a new state of being for me, but one I am getting quite tired of experiencing on a regular basis.

Since it's my word, or at least - it is now - re-purposed for my own use, the equivalent of intellectually beating you up and stealing your hot chocolate fudge money - Allow me to formally define it. I might as well patent it. I will charge every person who uses this word.

Main Entry: con·fux
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): con·fuxed; con·fux·ing
Etymology: back-formation from Middle English confused perplexed, from Middle French confus, from Latin confusus, past participle of confundere, from my over-use of word fuck.

1 Confused and fucked up. 2. Very confused and fucked up 3. Studying at Geeksha


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