Random Rumblings

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Five words that should exist

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater (the goddamn PVRs).

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

The manhandling of an always sleeping guy. Very cruel.

Loosing the ability to think, while eating. Only for people who can think otherwise.

Tablet PC

Did you know that parents in Taiwan buy a Tablet PC and software for each of their children to use in school. I found this article. Its got a nice perspective (and in short, I want a tablet PC!!!!!)

Sunday, May 22, 2005


Some female are just plain bitches

While others are flavoured

Saturday, May 14, 2005


Time: 02"00 AM
Its hot. He opens his eyes, sees the fan slow
He sleeps. He does that again, and once more till he can't bear it anymore.
He curses, and gets up to speed the fan.
His feet touches the cool smooth floor...

He forgets the fan, sleeps on floor.

"Get up!!!!"

Most of the people I know have already shouted that at me a million times, and they all would tell you, how "receptive" I am while I am sleeping. Since I spend quite a long time on this, I listen to music, eat dinner and sometimes even respond to phone calls (some of my friends start with a simpler greeting, "Are you sleeping?").

I can sleep forever. It IS the best thing to do. My record has been for 14 and a half hour at a stretch. Not that I wish to extend it. Half the world is already up my head for this innocent act of mine.I sleep anywhere... Lab, chemistry class, physics class (till the teacher shakes the earth), bus, sometimes even when I am standin!

I like to sleep on a king sized bed, with pillow under my arm. Its recommended no one else sleeps on that bed before me being aware of it. The "else" often gets there under my arms instead of pillow. I often take a survey of the whole bed while sleeping, just for security purposes.

Waking me up is easy, you don't do it.
If you must, make it slow and gentle. Keeping some food nearby is helpful. Do it the other way, then you had it. You are deemed as the worst fahrbot ever born on God's green earth. Results follow.

Statutory warning: Waking me up might cause injuries to you. Extreme smooth handling recommended.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Long...longest, huh?

Welcome to abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnop

Its a valid site, which claims to give you the world's longest email address.
Its features -

People Cannot Remember your email address
Companies think that your email address is fake
Some Email Software Cannot be configured
Most Webforms Does not work with your email

And its the longest, and its the longest...ha ha ha

qrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com (Sounds nice?)

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Lets dent it.

From last month, I have got a regular problem, my teeth. I still can't figure out why? I brush everyday (believe me everyday) and floss every week. What the hell. I have now (forcibly)lowered consumption of soft drinks (esp. my fav Mountain Dew) and chocolates (esp. Munch). Boooo..

Those dentist were like God to me when I was young. My cousin got braces, and were told to eat lot of ICECREAMS!!! And out came large Ice Creams and me gettin to share them (in a way of speaking, large chunks accidently happen to make way to my stomach, I still wonder how)

But look at me, I am scared to goto those white coat monsters. I am ready to bear all this, for the fear of those white bears (with a torch on their head).

Just thinking of them putting those werido lookin tools makes my stomach goes sick. Looks like some distorted rockets to me (when they touch you they do cause explosion, don't they??). They have got those rotating drills and they want to drill my teeth, my TEEEEETH!

On top of that, they intend to see everything inside usin a freakin small mirror. What if they by mistake....jeez

"Oh God, bless thy soul.
Thy shalt not dig a freakin hole.
Munch is yummy and so is Mountain Dew
I dunno why, I just can't live without the two."


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